A drunk, 21 yr old boy asked a married woman out.
The woman got upset and told her husband about it.
The husband told the woman to invite the boy over so
that he can beat the hell out of him; he would hide under the bed.
The woman did as her husband requested.
When the boy got there, he kissed the woman and took off his T-shirt.
His body was full of scars so the woman asked, 'why so many scars?'
The boy replied, 'I like to lay married women and usually get caught
so I kill the husbands. If someone shows up now,
he will be number 20 on my murder list.'
The boy continued kissing the woman and she tried to reach out for her
husband under the bed. A small voice came up, 'if you tell him I'm here,
ah! you will see yourself Being killed instead!!... lolz.
Wednesday, June 27, 2012
STINGYNESS
A man ask his wife, is it true that our neighbour Jide has slept with all the married women in this estate except one??? The wife replied, yes that must be mama Ayi, she is so stingy with everything. The man fainted!
Monday, June 25, 2012
The Ann Stroud Memorial Scholarship for African Students, 2012 Eastern Africa
Research Scholarship for the applicants of Eastern Africa in
the field of Agroforestry research, education or development, 2012
Eastern Africa
Study Subject(s):Agroforestry research, education or development
Course Level:Research
Scholarship Provider: World Agroforestry Centre (ICRAF)
Scholarship can be taken at: Eastern Africa
Eligibility:a) Be a national of Eastern Africa involved in Agroforestry research, education or development
b) 35 years of age or under
c) Be registered for a postgraduate degree at a recognised university (evidence required)
d) Have completed or be close to completing coursework for the graduate degree for which s/he is registered
Scholarship Open for International Students: Yes
Scholarship Open for Students of Following Countries: (Kenya, Uganda, Tanzania, Burundi, Ethiopia, and Rwanda)
Scholarship Description: The Ann Stroud Memorial Scholarship was established to support young African researchers in stepping beyond disciplinary boundaries or professional standards that limit the ability of research to serve rural African communities. ICRAF is pleased to announce the availability of thesis research fellowships for postgraduate students wishing to conduct their thesis research in collaboration with ICRAF Scientists. The fellowships are tenable at any university in Eastern Africa (Kenya, Uganda, Tanzania, Burundi, Ethiopia, and Rwanda). The upper limit for the support is US $ 5,000 to cover eld research and thesis production.
How to Apply: Electronically
Scholarship Application Deadline: 30 June 2012
Study Subject(s):Agroforestry research, education or development
Course Level:Research
Scholarship Provider: World Agroforestry Centre (ICRAF)
Scholarship can be taken at: Eastern Africa
Eligibility:a) Be a national of Eastern Africa involved in Agroforestry research, education or development
b) 35 years of age or under
c) Be registered for a postgraduate degree at a recognised university (evidence required)
d) Have completed or be close to completing coursework for the graduate degree for which s/he is registered
Scholarship Open for International Students: Yes
Scholarship Open for Students of Following Countries: (Kenya, Uganda, Tanzania, Burundi, Ethiopia, and Rwanda)
Scholarship Description: The Ann Stroud Memorial Scholarship was established to support young African researchers in stepping beyond disciplinary boundaries or professional standards that limit the ability of research to serve rural African communities. ICRAF is pleased to announce the availability of thesis research fellowships for postgraduate students wishing to conduct their thesis research in collaboration with ICRAF Scientists. The fellowships are tenable at any university in Eastern Africa (Kenya, Uganda, Tanzania, Burundi, Ethiopia, and Rwanda). The upper limit for the support is US $ 5,000 to cover eld research and thesis production.
How to Apply: Electronically
Scholarship Application Deadline: 30 June 2012
2013 Taiwan Research Fellowship for Foreign Students, Taiwan
inistry of Foreign Affairs (MOFA) offers Taiwan Research
Fellowship for foreign Applicant in Social sciences and
Humanities,Taiwan, 2013Study Subject(s):Social sciences and Humanities
Course Level:Research Fellowship
Scholarship Provider: Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MOFA)
Scholarship can be taken at: Taiwan
Eligibility:Recipients shall be foreign professors, associate professors, assistant professors, post-doctoral researchers, doctoral candidates, or doctoral program students at related departments of overseas universities, or are research fellows at an equivalent level in academic institutions abroad.
Scholarship Open for International Students: Yes
Scholarship Description: The Taiwan Fellowship is established by the Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MOFA) to award foreign experts and scholars interested in researches related to Taiwan, cross-strait relations, mainland China, Asia-Pacific region and Chinese studies to conduct advanced research at universities or academic institutions in Taiwan.
How to Apply: By Online
Scholarship Application Deadline: July 15th, 2012
Course Level:Research Fellowship
Scholarship Provider: Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MOFA)
Scholarship can be taken at: Taiwan
Eligibility:Recipients shall be foreign professors, associate professors, assistant professors, post-doctoral researchers, doctoral candidates, or doctoral program students at related departments of overseas universities, or are research fellows at an equivalent level in academic institutions abroad.
Scholarship Open for International Students: Yes
Scholarship Description: The Taiwan Fellowship is established by the Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MOFA) to award foreign experts and scholars interested in researches related to Taiwan, cross-strait relations, mainland China, Asia-Pacific region and Chinese studies to conduct advanced research at universities or academic institutions in Taiwan.
How to Apply: By Online
Scholarship Application Deadline: July 15th, 2012
2013 Go Global Equity Scholarship at Curtin University of Technology, Australia
Undergraduate Scholarship for International Students in Various Fields at Curtin University of Technology, Australia 2013
Study Subject(s):Occupational Therapy, Physiotherapy ,Speech Pathology ,Nursing and Midwifery, Pharmacy ,Health Promotion ,Social Work ,Nutrition/Dietetics, International Health
Course Level:Undergraduate
Scholarship Provider: Curtin University of Technology
Scholarship can be taken at: Australia
Eligibility:
Applicants must meet ALL of the following criteria to be considered for a Go Global Equity Scholarship:
-Be able to demonstrate financial hardship
-Be enrolled part time or full time at Curtin University, Bentley Campus
-Must have a status of Good Standing
-Must have a Course Weighted Average of 60.00 or more
Be completing the penultimate undergraduate year or first postgraduate year of study
Scholarship Open for International Students: Yes
Scholarship Description: Two Go Global Equity Scholarships are available to assist students who demonstrate financial hardship participate in the 2013 Go Global program.The Scholarship provides a one off cash payment of $3,000 to assist with costs associated with participating in the Go Global program.
How to Apply: Post
Scholarship Application Deadline: 30/07/2012
Study Subject(s):Occupational Therapy, Physiotherapy ,Speech Pathology ,Nursing and Midwifery, Pharmacy ,Health Promotion ,Social Work ,Nutrition/Dietetics, International Health
Course Level:Undergraduate
Scholarship Provider: Curtin University of Technology
Scholarship can be taken at: Australia
Eligibility:
Applicants must meet ALL of the following criteria to be considered for a Go Global Equity Scholarship:
-Be able to demonstrate financial hardship
-Be enrolled part time or full time at Curtin University, Bentley Campus
-Must have a status of Good Standing
-Must have a Course Weighted Average of 60.00 or more
Be completing the penultimate undergraduate year or first postgraduate year of study
Scholarship Open for International Students: Yes
Scholarship Description: Two Go Global Equity Scholarships are available to assist students who demonstrate financial hardship participate in the 2013 Go Global program.The Scholarship provides a one off cash payment of $3,000 to assist with costs associated with participating in the Go Global program.
How to Apply: Post
Scholarship Application Deadline: 30/07/2012
2012 International Postgraduate Research Scholarships (IPRS) at University of Western Sydney, Australia
Postgraduate Research Scholarships for International Students at University of Western Sydney, Australia 2012
Study Subject(s):Courses offered by the University
Course Level:Postgraduate Research
Scholarship Provider: Australian Government
Scholarship can be taken at: Australia
Eligibility:
Students from any overseas country, except New Zealand, who are commencing a new research degree course and do not already hold an equivalent degree are eligible to apply. Applicants for coursework awards are not eligible to apply, even where there is a research component in the degree. Students who have already commenced their research degree may not be eligible. Current AusAID students are ineligible.
Scholarship Open for International Students: Yes ( except New Zealand)
Scholarship Description: International Postgraduate Research Scholarships (IPRS) are a tuition fee scholarship for full-time study towards a higher degree by research. These prestigious scholarshipsare funded by the Australian Government. UWS supports awardees with a living allowance and overseas student health cover. Competition for scholarships is intense; only applicants with an excellent academic record and capacity to undertake research training in one of the University’s areas of research strength will be offered an award. The award provides for the full cost of tuition and overseas student health cover. The award may not provide for other fees charged by the University from time to time. UWS also provides a living allowance of A$23,728 per annum, indexed annually and paid fortnightly.
How to Apply: Post
Scholarship Application Deadline: 31 August 2012
Study Subject(s):Courses offered by the University
Course Level:Postgraduate Research
Scholarship Provider: Australian Government
Scholarship can be taken at: Australia
Eligibility:
Students from any overseas country, except New Zealand, who are commencing a new research degree course and do not already hold an equivalent degree are eligible to apply. Applicants for coursework awards are not eligible to apply, even where there is a research component in the degree. Students who have already commenced their research degree may not be eligible. Current AusAID students are ineligible.
Scholarship Open for International Students: Yes ( except New Zealand)
Scholarship Description: International Postgraduate Research Scholarships (IPRS) are a tuition fee scholarship for full-time study towards a higher degree by research. These prestigious scholarshipsare funded by the Australian Government. UWS supports awardees with a living allowance and overseas student health cover. Competition for scholarships is intense; only applicants with an excellent academic record and capacity to undertake research training in one of the University’s areas of research strength will be offered an award. The award provides for the full cost of tuition and overseas student health cover. The award may not provide for other fees charged by the University from time to time. UWS also provides a living allowance of A$23,728 per annum, indexed annually and paid fortnightly.
How to Apply: Post
Scholarship Application Deadline: 31 August 2012
2012-2013 International Student Scholarships in Science at University of Hull, UK
Undergraduate and taught Postgraduate Scholarships in the
field of Science for the applicants of non-UK and non-EU at University
of Hull, UK 2012-2013
Study Subject(s):Science (Biological Sciences, Biomedical Science, Chemistry, Computer Science, Engineering, Physics, Geography, Psychology, Sports Science)
Course Level:Undergraduate and taught postgraduate
Scholarship Provider: University of Hull
Scholarship can be taken at: UK
Eligibility:
The Scheme applies to international (non-UK and non-EU) students making applications for a full-time taught programme of study only and includes students wishing to enter directly into years 2, 3 or 4 of the programme of study.Award of Scholarships is up to a maximum of £1,500 (or £750 for BA Geography) and is at the discretion of the Department. -Departments may award a Scholarship subject to satisfaction of any conditions, which it determines appropriate for entry to the programme of study.
Scholarship Open for International Students: Yes
Scholarship Open for Students of Following Countries: Non UK and Non EU
Scholarship Description: A number of Scholarships are available to non UK and non EU students for undergraduate and taught postgraduate studies.Scholarships are not transferable between Departments. Where a student wishes to transfer to another programme of study in another Department, the new Department is under no obligation to honour the commitment to a scholarship. Any student wishing to transfer to another Department will be advised to make appropriate enquiries of the new Department in advance of any firm decision to transfer.
How to Apply: By Post
Scholarship Application Deadline: 1 September 2012
Study Subject(s):Science (Biological Sciences, Biomedical Science, Chemistry, Computer Science, Engineering, Physics, Geography, Psychology, Sports Science)
Course Level:Undergraduate and taught postgraduate
Scholarship Provider: University of Hull
Scholarship can be taken at: UK
Eligibility:
The Scheme applies to international (non-UK and non-EU) students making applications for a full-time taught programme of study only and includes students wishing to enter directly into years 2, 3 or 4 of the programme of study.Award of Scholarships is up to a maximum of £1,500 (or £750 for BA Geography) and is at the discretion of the Department. -Departments may award a Scholarship subject to satisfaction of any conditions, which it determines appropriate for entry to the programme of study.
Scholarship Open for International Students: Yes
Scholarship Open for Students of Following Countries: Non UK and Non EU
Scholarship Description: A number of Scholarships are available to non UK and non EU students for undergraduate and taught postgraduate studies.Scholarships are not transferable between Departments. Where a student wishes to transfer to another programme of study in another Department, the new Department is under no obligation to honour the commitment to a scholarship. Any student wishing to transfer to another Department will be advised to make appropriate enquiries of the new Department in advance of any firm decision to transfer.
How to Apply: By Post
Scholarship Application Deadline: 1 September 2012
2013-2014 Scholarship for Foreign Master or PhD Students, Czech Republic
Read more: 2013-2014 Scholarship for Foreign Master or PhD Students, Czech Republic : 2012 2013 College Scholarships, PhD Scholarships, Postdoctoral, Graduate International Scholarships Fellowships
South Moravian Centre for International Mobility (JCMM) offers Scholarship for foreign Master and PhD students from the third countries out of European Union to study at universities in the South Moravian region, Czech Republic 2013-2014
Study Subject(s):Technical and Natural scienceCourse Level:Master or PhD
Scholarship Provider: South Moravian Centre for International Mobility (JCMM)
Scholarship can be taken at: Czech Republic
Eligibility:Foreign students from the third countries out of European Union, who wish to study a follow-up master or Ph.D. study programs in Czech language, at partner universities in the South Moravian region of the Czech republic. Preferably in technical and natural science field of study (applicants for other study programmes are welcomed as well, however their chance to obtain scholarship is much lower). Applicants, who have already studied at any of the Czech universities before, are not eligible to apply for the scholarship.
Scholarship Open for International Students: Yes
Scholarship Open for Students of Following Countries: Third countries out of European Union
Scholarship Description: Programme Scholarship for foreign students supports foreign students from the third countries out of European Union who want to study at one of the universities in the South Moravian region in the Czech republic, in the Czech study programmes.Scholarship (monthly 6000 Czech crown – approx. 220EUR) for the first study year – to cover basic living costs (if students achieves good study results during the first study year, they obtain scholarship straight from the university in the following years). There is no tuition fee for students attending study programs in Czech language. Free administrative assistance and consultancy – help with university entrance exams procedure and during the first study year in the South Moravian region (diploma recognition, information service, visa, study matters etc.)
How to Apply: By Online
Scholarship Application Deadline: 30th January 2013
DCU International Student Scholarships at Dublin City University, Ireland 2012/13
Dublin City University offers DCU International Student Scholarships for Undergraduate /Postgraduate, Ireland 2012/13Study Subject(s):Courses offered by the university
Course Level:Undergraduate and Postgraduate
Scholarship Provider: Dublin City University
Scholarship can be taken at: Ireland
Eligibility:
-Must be National of India, China, the USA and Japan and studying in Ireland for the first time when entering Dublin City University.
-Scholarships are awarded on a competitive basis.
-Students on one of DCU’s international partnership programmes are not eligible to apply.
Scholarship Open for International Students: Yes
Scholarship Open for Students of Following Countries: India, China, the USA and Japan
Scholarship Description: This scholarship is only available to full-time undergraduate or postgraduate taught students studying a full diet of modules, excluding the Foundation or Pre-Masters programme (China, India, USA, Japan). Separate scholarships are available for students registering on the Study Abroad Programme (USA and Japan)
How to Apply: Online
Scholarship Application Deadline: 20 July 2012
Course Level:Undergraduate and Postgraduate
Scholarship Provider: Dublin City University
Scholarship can be taken at: Ireland
Eligibility:
-Must be National of India, China, the USA and Japan and studying in Ireland for the first time when entering Dublin City University.
-Scholarships are awarded on a competitive basis.
-Students on one of DCU’s international partnership programmes are not eligible to apply.
Scholarship Open for International Students: Yes
Scholarship Open for Students of Following Countries: India, China, the USA and Japan
Scholarship Description: This scholarship is only available to full-time undergraduate or postgraduate taught students studying a full diet of modules, excluding the Foundation or Pre-Masters programme (China, India, USA, Japan). Separate scholarships are available for students registering on the Study Abroad Programme (USA and Japan)
How to Apply: Online
Scholarship Application Deadline: 20 July 2012
2012-2013 Norwegian Government Scholarships – Quota Scholarship for PhD Students at UMB, Norway
Read more: 2012-2013 Norwegian Government Scholarships – Quota Scholarship for PhD Students at UMB, Norway : 2012 2013 College Scholarships, PhD Scholarships, Postdoctoral, Graduate International Scholarships Fellowships
http://scholarship-positions.com
Norwegian Government funded Quota Scholarship for PhD Students from students of developing countries at UMB, Norway, 2012
Study Subject(s):Animal and Aquacultural Sciences, Chem., Biotech. Food Sciences ,Mathematical Sciences and Technology,Ecology and Natural Resource Mgt,Plant and Environmental Sciences,Economics and Resource Management
Course Level:PhD
Scholarship Provider: Norwegian Government
Scholarship can be taken at: Norway
Eligibility:The language requirement for degree seeking students is the same whether the application is for a bachelor, master or a non-degree programme. UMB follows the general national requirements:
- Test of English as a Foreign Language (TOEFL) with a result of at least 550 points for the Paper-based test (PBT), 213 points for the Computer-based test (CBT) and 80 points for the Internet-based test (IBT)
- International English Language Testing Service (IELTS) with a score of at least 6.0
Scholarship Open for International Students: Yes
Scholarship Open for Students of Following Countries: Albania ,Afganistan ,Bangladesh ,Brasil ,Bosnia & Herzegovina ,Cambodia ,China ,Costa Rica ,Ethiopia,Ghana ,India ,Kenya ,Kosovo ,Laos ,Macedonia ,Malawi ,Nepal ,Pakistan ,Russia,Sri Lanka ,South Africa ,Tanzania ,Uganda,Vietnam and Zambia
Scholarship Description: The Quota Scheme was implemented by the Ministry of Education and Research in the autumn 1994 as a Norwegian Governmental Assistance Scheme to promote capacity building in the students’ home countries and encurage participation from these countries in the process of internationalization of higher education.The Quota Scheme covers living expenses while studying in Norway, travel allowances according to fixed national rates at minimum student costs and support to cover field work in the student’s home country as part of the study in Norway.
How to Apply: By Post
Scholarship Application Deadline: 15 March 2012 (Start semester Autumn 2012): 15 August 2012 (Start semester January 2013)
Further Scholarship Information and Application
Study Subject(s):Animal and Aquacultural Sciences, Chem., Biotech. Food Sciences ,Mathematical Sciences and Technology,Ecology and Natural Resource Mgt,Plant and Environmental Sciences,Economics and Resource Management
Course Level:PhD
Scholarship Provider: Norwegian Government
Scholarship can be taken at: Norway
Eligibility:The language requirement for degree seeking students is the same whether the application is for a bachelor, master or a non-degree programme. UMB follows the general national requirements:
- Test of English as a Foreign Language (TOEFL) with a result of at least 550 points for the Paper-based test (PBT), 213 points for the Computer-based test (CBT) and 80 points for the Internet-based test (IBT)
- International English Language Testing Service (IELTS) with a score of at least 6.0
Scholarship Open for International Students: Yes
Scholarship Open for Students of Following Countries: Albania ,Afganistan ,Bangladesh ,Brasil ,Bosnia & Herzegovina ,Cambodia ,China ,Costa Rica ,Ethiopia,Ghana ,India ,Kenya ,Kosovo ,Laos ,Macedonia ,Malawi ,Nepal ,Pakistan ,Russia,Sri Lanka ,South Africa ,Tanzania ,Uganda,Vietnam and Zambia
Scholarship Description: The Quota Scheme was implemented by the Ministry of Education and Research in the autumn 1994 as a Norwegian Governmental Assistance Scheme to promote capacity building in the students’ home countries and encurage participation from these countries in the process of internationalization of higher education.The Quota Scheme covers living expenses while studying in Norway, travel allowances according to fixed national rates at minimum student costs and support to cover field work in the student’s home country as part of the study in Norway.
How to Apply: By Post
Scholarship Application Deadline: 15 March 2012 (Start semester Autumn 2012): 15 August 2012 (Start semester January 2013)
Further Scholarship Information and Application
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