Wednesday, June 27, 2012

21yr Old Boy and a Married Woman

A drunk, 21 yr old boy asked a married woman out.
The woman got upset and told her husband about it.
The husband told the woman to invite the boy over so
that he can beat the hell out of him; he would hide under the bed.
The woman did as her husband requested.
When the boy got there, he kissed the woman and took off his T-shirt.
His body was full of scars so the woman asked, 'why so many scars?'
The boy replied, 'I like to lay married women and usually get caught
so I kill the husbands. If someone shows up now,
he will be number 20 on my murder list.'
The boy continued kissing the woman and she tried to reach out for her
husband under the bed. A small voice came up, 'if you tell him I'm here,
ah! you will see yourself Being killed instead!!... lolz.

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