Friday, June 22, 2012

Hon Patrick & Attendant

Dis morning Hon Patrick Obayaigbon drove into a petrol station
in his sleek, state of the art range rover sports:
Patrick: guy, abeg give me full tank (in Benin language)
Attendant: I only speak english, sir
Patrick: Ok brother, good morning.
I currently feel a profound desire to replenish the propellant of my motorized automobile.
Therefore I cordially request you to transfer from your subterranean reservoir a sufficient
quantity of the combustible fluid of the highest octane rating to fill the appropriate receptacle
of the said means of perambulation to the brim...
Attendant: Bros na play I dey play ooo, ah u don vex.
how much fuel u wan buy...

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