Conversation Between Husband/Wife

Wife: Come help me with the garden.
Husband: What do u think I am? A gardener?
WIFE: Come fix the
toilet faucet.
HUSBAND: What do u think I am? A plumber?
WIFE: Come fix the
door handle.
HUSBAND: What do u think I am? A carpenter?
HER husband went out... But when he came back, he saw that everything was
fixed... The garden toilet faucet and the door handle. He asked his wife who had done it.
WIFE: its the neighbour's son, but
he gave me 2 options... Either to make him a burger or have sex with him...
Husband: I'm sure, u gave him a burger!
Wife: What do u think I am? Mr. Biggs???